Mr. Swapmeet
tokillthedragon:

flyawaysoon:

tokillthedragon:

blackandgoldkeywork:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy


Where are you getting a bottle of Coke for 99¢?

Where are you getting a 67 ounce bottle of anything?

67ounces is ~ 2 liters

Oh. Why isn’t this graphic talking about the gallons of water you can get? Or the price of 20 ounce coke bottles?

tokillthedragon:

flyawaysoon:

tokillthedragon:

blackandgoldkeywork:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

Where are you getting a bottle of Coke for 99¢?

Where are you getting a 67 ounce bottle of anything?

67ounces is ~ 2 liters

Oh. Why isn’t this graphic talking about the gallons of water you can get? Or the price of 20 ounce coke bottles?

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

im-jean-valjean:



inlovewithwhitemen:

iragersaurus:

silentrhetoric:

naturalbods:

Truth.

Wow.. I didn’t know that

File under : things I wasn’t taught in school

Reblog the hell out of this everyone.


It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.

im-jean-valjean:

inlovewithwhitemen:

iragersaurus:

silentrhetoric:

naturalbods:

Truth.

Wow.. I didn’t know that

File under : things I wasn’t taught in school

Reblog the hell out of this everyone.

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It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.

rebuy:

you need to watch this 

Annnnnnnd now I’m going to have nightmares with fish in them. K thx.

allantruong:

this is my favorite post

elpatron56:

armedplatypus:

Thank you Moms Demand Action for producing one of the most powerful pro gun videos ever made.
Let’s go over this!
-mom calls police because her ex husband is trying to break in
-she has a restraining order (which would prevent him from buying a gun legally…. Especially if he was violent or abusive… Oops)
-police are too far away to help
-mother is defenseless
-dude breaks down door
-distance is maybe 5-10 meters (even a novice shooter can take a dude down at that range with a pistol)
-mother decides that her fear of guns is more important than the safety of her child
-gets shot
LEYS GO OVER HOW MANY TIMES A GUN COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS!
-the knowledge that she has a gun could have deterred her ex husband from coming over
-the sight of a gun from his car or through the door would have stopped him
-shooting him as soon as he stepped on the property with violent intent and ignored your warning would have stopped him
-2 to the chest would have stopped him as soon as he kicked opened the door.
LETS SEE HOW MANY TIMES GUN CONTROL FAILED
-restraining order for possibly domestic abuse would have prevented a legal gun purchase… Good thing criminals don’t care about laws
-he ignored laws against killing someone
-ignored kidnapping laws
-ignored concealed carry laws
-police were miles away while he was at her door
-a defenseless mother is dead because of gun control
CONGRATULATIONS MOMS DEMAND ACTION! You just have us the PERFECT scenario as to why guns are ABSOLUTELY necessary and gun control laws are not !

What really pisses me off is that warn that the video may be disturbing because it shows domestic violence and whatnot but then during the video they purposefully use loud noises and the typical “industrial whine” to make the scene exceptionally distressing.

Those noises are used in film/advertising for shock value and nothing else. If they really cared about triggering people they wouldn’t have used them.

mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

Today marks the 120th day that Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi has been held behind bars in Mexico.

americas-liberty:

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It’s long past time we bring back our Marine!